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Occupation: Retired
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| Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
School starts in a week.
Work starts tomorrow.
September is wedding packed.
My new apartment has a pool/hot tub/sauna/fitness center.
I'm going to foreign countries in November.
This Fall should be alright. | | |
| For Valentines Day 2006 I am:
1. Studying
2. Watching DOOM three times.
3. Playing Counter-Strike with Chopin playing in the background to really add emphasis to the p@wnag3.
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| Ok. Here it is.
As of tonight I have decided what I WILL do with my life. This is not a fleeting thing. I am going to catch a 40 ton grouper. Tonight I was enlightened to the existence of said fish, and instantly decided that those guys needed to be caught ASAP. If you do not believe in the existence of the deep sea monster do a little research and I guarantee you will be convinced. I was convinced and the next 40 odd years of my life I am going to spend paying off the cruise ship I will buy in order to catch the aforementioned fish. I am sure I will encounter many other large sea monsters in the process, but the end rewards will be worth all of the trials. There is a distinct possibility that I may not survive my adventures, but I guarantee I will not go down without a serious amount of bloodshed.
The catch is every serious fisherman needs a trustworthy, hardworking, and basically BA crew. I am thinking about 10 dudes, and a few hot chicks to keep us company when we are at sea for decades at a time. I will be accepting applications starting tomorrow 1/4/2006. Get at me if you are down for the greatest life ever. If you think this a fib, or some sort of fictitious boyish quest you need not apply. I only want dudes that are ready to wyld out on the biggest fish ever. These fish hang out in the DEEP DEEP waters so I don't want any dudes that are going to sketch out when they are faced with the obstacle of diving 20 miles deep to get them. Basically if you are solid and not a D-Bag you might have a shot, but I will not be taking applications lightly. I will not lose any of my men for stupid reasons at sea. If I lose a man it had better be on account of unhinging rotating fish jaws. In the end we will prevail over these giant monsters, and get way rich.
Thank you.
Billy Rowe | | |
| My Top Baker's Dozens of 2005.
Albums.
13. Common - Be.
- By mortal kombat standards this album was a fatality to any other hip hop album in 2005. Common is, in my opinion, on of the most intelligent MC's of this day and age. His rhymes are off the hook, and the beats laid down on "Be" are the stuff of legend. This is a solid investment for anyone who can appreciate some true blue hip hop.
Stand Out Tracks - Go, Love Is..., The Food.
12. Comeback Kid - Wake The Dead.
-After their debut album "Turn It Around" these guys had nowhere but up to go. Their second effort, while quite different, was a far cry from a "sophmore slump" release. Because it was release on Victory it got far more publicity than their Facedown release which in turn brought in a new wave of CBK fans. The music speaks for itself. It still seems that they are putting out a positive message for all of their fan. I think they embraced their instruments more on this album, and did put in an effort to get away from the sound they started out with. "Wake The Dead" will hit you hard from beginning to end, and there is a strong possibility that you will enjoy it.
Stand Out Tracks - False Idols Fall, Wake The Dead (duh), The Trouble I Love, Partners In Crime.
11. Bane - The Note.
- The fathers of positive hardcore delivered big time in 2005. The Note is just futher proof that Bane is the embodyment of everything that is good in music. I could not play this album without a feeling of being fullfilled when it concluded. These dudes ain't never gonna die.
Stand Out Tracks - Pot Committed, Hoods Up, What Keeps Us Strong.
10. Between The Buried And Me - Alaska.
- They keep doing what they know, and in a way that makes most other musicians look ridiculous. This album was an epic release. Even though there is a more seperated feel between the melodic and chaotic parts then on Silent Circus, they still orchestrated a beautiful and heavy album.
Stand Out Tracks - Alaska, Backwards Marathon, Autodidact.
9. Coldplay - X&Y.
- I didn't know how they would be able to follow up "A Rush Of Blood To The Head", but they did so very well. X&Y is a heartfelt album that shows Coldplay doing what they do best. Chris Martin reafirmmed his place as one of my favorite vocalists. The band did a mighty fine job in releasing an album that very sledomly left my stereo.
Stand Out Tracks - Fix You, The Hardest Part, Swallowed In The Sea.
8. Alkaline Trio - Crimson.
- These lads never dissappoint. With their newest release, Alkaline Trio, kept to their dark roots, and continued to grow as a three-piece pop punk unit. With their two latest releases Alkaline Trio has shown an ability to continually grow as a band, and find ways to evolve their sound.
Stand Out Tracks - Time To Waste, Burn, Mercy Me, Deathbed.
7. Embrace Today - We Are The Enemy.
- These boys hit hard with their follow up to "Soldiers." They did it in a little bit slower, heavier, but no way less angry type of way. This release is a solid investment, and maybe a nice little taste of what we can expect from the re-formed Panic.
Stand Out Tracks - Act V. The Murder, Let Us Not Forget, Diamonds Are Forever (An Inspiration From The Dead).
6. Circa Survive - Juturna.
- With members of Saosin, Taken, and This Day Forward it would have been difficult to spawn a project that wasn't at least noteworthy. They hit the nail on the head with Circa Survive. They have an uncanny mix of space-rock, prog, and drone. Along with the aforementioned is one of the most gifted vocalists I have heard in a long while. I see these kids going places fast.
Stand Out Tracks - Act Appalled, The Glorious Nosebleed, Always Getting What You Want.
5. Killing The Dream - In Place Apart.
- This album blew my mind to say the least. I feel they grew tremendously as a band since their self-titled release. They touch base on all the fundamental areas a hardcore album should, and do so in a wicked catchy manner.
Stand Out Tracks - Rough Draft (An Explanation), We're All Dead Ends, 39th and Glisan.
4. Cartel - Chroma.
- In my opinion one of the most solid poppy-punk units to come out since New Found Glory. These dudes know whats up. They has some of the catchiest hooks I have heard in a long time, and the lyrical content doesn't suck either. This was definitely one of my top feel good albums of 2005.
Stand Out Tracks - Honestly, Burn This City, If I Fail.
3. Sigur Ros - Takk.
- For me this album was just as haunting as their previous releases, but it did it in more of a light hearted way. The tracks cover a wide spectrum of emotion, from sheer bliss to utter dispare. This record was everything I was expecting and more.
Stand Out Tracks - Sæglópur, Glósóli, Takk...
2. Pelican - The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw
- This album has been my sleeping companion since I bought it. The thought that is put into the music comes across very apparently. It pounds from beginning til end in a very attractive manner. As the album progresses I find myself getting more and more into it. It is not often that I put this album on and turn it off before it concludes.
Stand Out Tracks - Last Day Of Summer, March To The Sea, Aurora Borealis.
------------------------------- ALBUM OF THE YEAR--------------------------------------
1. Modern Life Is War - Witness
- From the first time I listened to this album I had no doubt that it would not be topped in 2005. They did everything right on this album. They are putting out a great message, and doing so in a way that so many kids can relate to. I saw them a few times this past year, and their live show just reaffirmed my love of the recordings. I suggest anyone who has a taste for honest, heartfelt, and real music be off to buy this record sharpish.
Stand Out Tracks - The Outsiders, D.E.A.D.R.A.M.O.N.E.S, and John and Jimmy.
Honorable Mentions.
Motion City Soundtrack - Commit This To Memory.
Kids Like Us - Outta Control.
With Honor - This Is Our Revenge.
Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon.
The Spill Canvas - One Fell Swoop.
I Am The Avalanche - I Am The Avalanche.
Death Cab For Cutie - Plans.
A Life Once Lost - Hunter.
The Red Chord - Clients.
Fallout Boy - From Under The Cork Tree.
Ed Gein - Judas Goats And Dieseleaters.
Cave In - Perfect Pitch Black.
Coheed & Cambria - Good Apollo I'm Burning Star. Vol 1.
Movies coming soon.
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| Made Me Happy.
The SHOCKING true facts about Chuck Norris!!
Body: 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
3. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
6. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
7. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
8. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
9. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
10. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
11. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
12. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
13. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
14. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
16. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
17. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
18. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
19. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
20. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
21. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
22. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
23. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
24. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
25. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
26. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
27. You remember when you were playing the game Oregon Trail and you came accross the Snake River that was 2 foot deep, you decide to cross it and you lose 3 wagon wheels, one child and your wife was diagnosed with Parvo and they blamed it on Wagon Robbing Indians? Yeah that was Chuck Norris, he fucking robbed you, drowned your child with numchucks and gave your wife herpes. Chuck Norris Owns you.
28. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
29. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
30. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. | | |
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